6 Sexy Edibles For Your Next Date Night
The Best Weed For Sex
Turn on and tune in to your sex life, folks, because I’m about to hit you with some sexy edible recommendations to save your marriage from the dying nightmare that it is. JK, I’m sure you clicked on this article because everything is going great!
There is, perhaps, nothing in this world more fun than getting high and making out with someone with a good credit score. I hope you have access to that person, but if not, the THC in cannabis can make kissing anyone, even a DJ from Tampa, a lovely experience.
In fact, studies show that using cannabis can make sex more pleasurable. Of course, smoking cannabis is an option, but edibles are also a great choice for anyone who doesn’t enjoy or cannot physically smoke cannabis. The high from edibles can also last longer than when cannabis is smoked. Plus, you get to eat a gummy or chocolate. Just make sure you don’t eat the whole box or you won’t even understand what genitalia is anymore.
So the next time you’re feeling frisky, bust out the CBD lube, put on some D’Angelo, and eat one of these cannabis edibles to get your sweet, sweet freak on.
CBD Citrus Gummies (Balance / Mellow)
If you’re looking to skip the THC and focus on relaxation to get you in the mood, try these mellow CBD gummies! They offer 200mg of CBD without any psychoactive effects, so you can just relax and enjoy each other without panicking about things that are completely out of your control.
Strawberry Hybrid Enhanced Gummies
The Strawberry 20:1 CBD:THC gummies from Wyld offer a special blend of relaxed body and alert mind, so you can feel all the wonderful love making sensations without getting so distracted about the meaning of life, you lose your boner. They’re made with real fruit, a Hybrid terpene blend, and CBD oil. Pair with champagne and chocolate covered strawberries if you’re trying to get pregnant.
Raspberries & Cream White Chocolate
Created to evoke passion, this smooth and sweet Cannabis chocolate from Kiva is a delicious way to get in the mood. The ingredients include sustainably-sourced cacao infused with cold water hash and freeze dried, tart raspberries, with 5mg THC per serving.
Wild Berry Camino Gummies
If you suffer from painful sex, you might benefit from an edible with pain-relieving effects. Studies show that indicas tend to be the best for pain relief, so look for an indica-dominant edible with beta-caryophyllene or Humulene terpenes, such as these calming gummies from Kiva. The blend of relaxation-producing terpenes together with the sweet blackberry flavor is an absolute win for your mouth (in more ways than one).
Watermelon Basil Higher Vibes Beverage
In the words of our Lord and savior, Harry Styles, let this be your Watermelon Sugar High. Drink your sexy vibes in a can with this refreshing watermelon basil cocktail from Wunder, designed to elevate yet relax you. Be warned, though, it can come on a bit stronger than you might anticipate: it’s got 10mg Delta-9 THC and 10mg Delta-8 THC. This hybrid will offer both delight and waves of calm, ribbed for your pleasure.
Blackberry & Lemon UNWIND Gummies
These Blackberry & Lemon Indica gummies from PLUS are made with a 9:1 THC to CBD ratio for relaxation, pain relief, and general mood boosting. If you’ve got a jack-hammer lover who rabbit fucks, this is sure to mellow his motions!